
Pollen Hate Crimes
Dat sistah what bees de Mayor ob Lamar Souf Carolina dun called de PO-leeses fo a hate cryme what wuz perpeturated agin’ her when she dun gode out to de car one mornin. She dun screemed “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,” like oney dem sistahs can, and seed dat sticky yaller stuff on dat car what she bees ownin. […]